Computer Humor

Can you identify with these??

The following are error messages seen on computer screens in Japan, written in Haiku:

1. The Web site you seek cannot be located, but
countless more exist.

2. Chaos reigns within. Reflect, repent, and reboot.
Order shall return.

3 Program aborting: Close all that you have worked
on. You ask far too much.

4. Windows NT crashed. I am the Blue Screen of
Death. No one hears your screams.

5. Yesterday it worked. Today it is not working.
Windows is like that.

6. Your file was so big. It might be very useful.
But now it is gone.

7. Stay the patient course. Of little worth is your
ire. The network is down.

8. A crash reduces your expensive computer to a
simple stone.

9. Out of memory. We wish to hold the whole sky,
but we never will.

10. Having been erased, the document you're seeking
must now be retyped.

11. Serious error. All shortcuts have disappeared.

12. Screen. Mind. Both are blank.