Rules of the Toddler

1.  If I like it, it's mine.

2. If it's in my hand, it's mine.

3. If I can take it from you, it's mine.

4. If I had it a little while ago, it's mine.

5. If it's mine, it must never appear to be yours.

6. If I think it's mine, it's mine.

7. If you are playing with it and you put it down, 

it’s mine.

8. If it's broken, it's yours.

(Author Unknown, but brilliant!)